(Source: weaslette)

(Source: tennanty)

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

 

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

 

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

(Source: ariannestark)

I think the cinema will become my place of permanent residence next year.  

dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:

Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013.
Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013.
Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: 22 November 2013.
The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013.
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014. 

(Source: thisisaninactiveblog)

And now you’re solving crimes together.

diarycrux:

G E N D E R S W A P | requested by my girls ♥

hunter parrish as hermes granger
amber heard as draconia malfoy

(Source: astromanic)

• Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
• English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
• WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
• SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
• Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.

moriartyyy:

superlock | doomsday [work in progress]

“nobody cares that you’re broken, cas.”

okay yeah well that was sad but my head hurts so im going to bed goodnight