i-guess-ill-never-learn:

look at this slice

isn’t it neat

wouldn’t you say now my dinner’s complete

wouldn’t you think i’m a girl

a girl who has

pepperoni

look at this trove

toppings untold

how many toppings can one pizza hold

lookin around here i think, shit

I’ll eat everything

I’ve got breadsticks and ranch sauce aplenty

I’ve got ham and pineapple galore

You want white pizza sauce?

That stuff’s, money…

But who cares

No big deal

I WANT MORE

I wanna be

Where the pizza is

I wanna smell

Wanna smell it cooking

Load it up with three different kinds of…

…What’s it called again?

CHEEEEEEESE

Guy’s at my door

with the food I adore

Take a bite and feel like I’m ready for moooooooore

My pizza and me

Yes, extra cheese

DON’T TOUCH IT, WHOOOOORE!

(Source: highwaypegasus)